1. becausebirds:

    Magpie playing with a puppy.

  2. shutupaubrey:

    are you a dog? no ? goodbye

  3. title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
    played: 331,142 times

    tylersthings:

    Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

  4. alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

    alinatotheleft:

    flexblr:

    youknowimgood4it:

    Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

    Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

    "Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

  5. scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

    scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

    iamspacekisses:

    I AM CRYING

    HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD

  6. babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

    babyferaligator:

    manrayban:

    babyferaligator:

    science side why this do that

    water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

    thank u science side

  7. randomstupidchaos:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

and so many more things.

    randomstupidchaos:

    beckaford:

    micahelizabeth:

    • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
    • Slurp the invisible soup.
    • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
    • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
    • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
    • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
    • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
    • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
    • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
    • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

    THISTHISTHISTHIS

    no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

    The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

    and so many more things.

  8. c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    c-oo-l-potatoes:

    Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.